in bloom vegan cafe glasgow

image: In Bloom’s Facebook page


Have you heard about the new Nirvana-themed vegan cafe that will soon be opening in Glasgow? Yup, you read that correctly – a Nirvana-themed vegan cafe!

The cafe is called In Bloom and whilst we don’t yet have many details about it, finishing touches are being made to the cafe and the owners say it will be opening very soon.

And what better way to celebrate the news than with some vegan Nirvana puns?!

Let me kick things off with the title pun, Smells Like Bean Spirit, and here are a couple more:

Corn As You Are

Something Not With Whey (admittedly I’m pushing it a bit with that one).

My excellent Facebook followers have also helped out with some nice puns of their own.

Bianca Kiddo Wheeler delved into the Nirvana back catalogue and gave their debut album Bleach the vegan treatment, urging people to Swap Meat…

nirvana vegan pun



and tuck into a Negative Crêpe…



whilst Anthony Morris was cooking up bananas and chomping On A Plantain…

Nirvana vegan pun



and James Kennedy gave the second single from the album In Utero a fruity twist:

nirvana vegan pun



Chris Ioannou is simply dreaming of being locked inside a Hummus-shaped Box. Aren’t we all!

nirvana vegan pun




If you have any more puns, please add them on the original Facebook post, or in the comments below!

And be sure to check out In Bloom when it opens soon:

48 Clarendon Place
G20 7PZ